I Don't Care If We Never Get Back

Ben, a sports analytics wizard, loves baseball. Eric, his best friend, hates it. But when Ben writes an algorithm for the optimal baseball road trip, an impossible dream of every pitch of 30 games in 30 stadiums in 30 days, who will he call on to take shifts behind the wheel, especially when those s [...]
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Ben, a sports analytics wizard, loves baseball. Eric, his best friend, hates it. But when Ben writes an algorithm for the optimal baseball road trip, an impossible dream of every pitch of 30 games in 30 stadiums in 30 days, who will he call on to take shifts behind the wheel, especially when those shifts will include nineteen hours straight from Phoenix to Kansas City? Eric, of course. Will Eric regret it? You might ask, Are Dodger Dogs the same thing as Fenway Franks? As Ben and Eric can now attest, most definitely. On June 1, 2013, Ben and Eric set out to see America through the bleachers and concession stands of America's favorite pastime. Along the way, human error and Mother Nature throw their mathematically optimized schedule a few curveballs. A mix up in Denver Denver turns a planned day off in Las Vegas into a twenty hour drive, for one. And a summer storm of biblical proportions threatens to make the whole thing logistically impossible, and that's if they don't kill each other first. Charming, insightful, and hilarious, I Don't Care If We Never Get Back is a book about the love of the game, the limits of fandom, and the limitlessness of friendship. This is a wonderfully crazy, wonderfully stupid idea. I'm glad someone--someone other than me--did it. The result is hilarious and amazing.--Steve Hely, author of How I Became a Famous Novelist and The Ridiculous Race